Sweet Cucumber

You know what the uncanny valley [wiki] is, right ?
Well, ehm, this is uncanny valley. Really.
Urghh. Now I can’t sleep anymore.

Sorry for the lack of posts lately. Been busy and all that.
As compensation here’s a few images grabbed from fffound.com, one of my regular stakeouts.
And sorry for the bandwidth-limited visitors. That I am.

 
Update to myself: Just noticed that three out of the five images have a main subject with antlers or tentacles coming out of […]

Best riff ever. Now also in Japanese.
Just brilliant.

Faunoiphilia - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.
Brassirothesauriast - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Eunoterpsia - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
Typhlobasia - Kissing with the eyes closed.
Amychesis - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Mammaquatia - […]

Oh golly.
Ten creepy advertisements for you to enjoy.
I kinda like the coffee ad though (partly pictured above). Maybe I’m just kinky like that.

Yep. Crazy humans.