Sweet Cucumber

Comment from Dan
Time: December 10, 2007, 3:35 pm

Erm… how to get fresh air in a poison gas attack? Some elaborate type of bong? A new fetish I’ve never come across before? …

Comment from Geert
Time: December 10, 2007, 5:46 pm

A genetically altered person who lives on faecal methane ? We see him here while having breakfast.

Comment from admin
Time: December 10, 2007, 11:37 pm

Good try, Geert, but Dan was closer…

“How to get fresh air when your house is on fire.”

I’m not kidding.

Of course, this only works under the assumption that:

1) you can find the bathroom/toilet, but not the front or back door.
2) you can locate the breathing gizmo.
3) you don’t mind your ass getting burned when breathing through the toilet.
4) you don’t have a French/Asian toilet, because, well, that would really ehm, suck.

Comment from Geert
Time: December 11, 2007, 10:44 am

LOL @ 3)
Now imagine it’s a bad working toilet. Then you have your ass getting burned, while having a turd in your mouth. Talk about a bad day ! ;-D