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New Mac Pro

8 January, 2008 (15:15) | Apple, computers

Mac Pro

Holy Mother of ehm, God !

Apple suddenly and unexpectedly smacks us in the face with a new Tower of Power Lust Covetousness™.

Although MWSF (Mac World San Francisco) is still a week to the horizon, Apple took its Apple Store down this morning (this always happens on a Tuesday), and now presents us with this OUL (*) :

  • 8-core processor: 2 x 3.2GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon “Harpertown”
  • 12MB of L2 cache. Per processor.
  • 1600MHz dual independent frontside 64-bit buses
  • 25.6GB per second processor bandwidth
  • PCI Express 2.0 graphics slot (twice the bandwidth of PCI Express)
  • Four 3.5″ internal drive bays, for up to 4TB storage.
  • Eight DIMM slots for 800MHz ECC fully buffered memory. Max 32GB of RAM !
  • 5x USB 2.0, 2x FireWire 400, 2x FireWire 800, optical & analog audio I/O…
  • 2x GigaBit Ethernet interfaces; Bluetooth 2.0
  • Supports up to four graphics cards, and thusly eight 30″ displays!
  • If you’re a male, the boner comes for free…

F’er f*cks sake !

Damn.

(*) Object of Utter Lust.

click image above to go to Apple’s Mac Pro site.

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Comment from Didah
Time: January 8, 2008, 4:05 pm

Damn..Can an object be any sexier??
I want one, and 8 30″ displays with it, so i can chat with 8 people at a time! :p

Comment from guy
Time: January 8, 2008, 4:13 pm

A completely maxed-out Mac Pro will set you back €22.000, and that’s only including two 30″ers.
Add six more 30″ displays, and you’ll have to add another €10.000.

Sadly, that does not include a built-in modem. O-hum. ;-)

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